Monday, December 21, 2009

Dear Prachanda,

U cud n sud have done better, instead look what a mess u have done 2 this country
Ethnic division, f**kin civilian supremacy things, cripplin industries n businesses, Ethnic voilence (luk in tarai)
Ur talks r sweet but we know U r the best liar (PLA video..) there is.

There used 2 b peace n ppl used 2 b happy in Nepal
U may argue that past was biased 4 farmers, workers n ppl labelled as low caste by stupid society but at least there was hope then n who actually do u think is happy now
If more n more ppl r dying 2 leave this country, its bcuz of what ur followers have done 2 this country
Why do U think that what U think and do is always correct and everyone else is wrong?
Even if U try something gud, I dont think ur violent followers would let u do it (अबसरबादी टट्टूहरु )

I dont want 2 deframe U, I dont hate ur ideology n i'll appreciate gud things ur followers hav done, like Dr. BR Bhattarai economic reforms as FM, ur (only) few fights against corruption
But the facts cant b hidden that u hav let Nepal become a failed state

Go on, Enjoy ur power as long as u have it, Keep on dividing Nepal n nepalese, go on figting 4 ur so called "Supremacy" but remember
"What goes around, comes around..."
We all will suffer n u'll regret it . . .

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Creative 01






Math of life

Formulas

Smart man
+    Smart woman
=    Romance
Smart man
+    Dumb woman
=    Pregnancy
Dumb man
+    Smart woman
=    Affair
Dumb man
+    Dumb woman
=    Marriage
Smart boss
+    Smart employee
=    Profit
Smart boss
+    Dumb employee
=    Production
Dumb boss
+    Smart employee
=    Promotion
Dumb boss
+    Dumb employee
=    Overtime

  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
  • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
  • A woman worried about the future until she gets a husband
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man
  • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
  • To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
  • Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
  • Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
  • Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.
  • Woman somehow deteriorate during the night.
  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does

Comic Strips 01


























Sadarji Best

Two sardars meet while walking down the street. One of them asks, " What you got in that bag?" The other one replies: "Chickens" "Can I have one?" asks the first sardarji. The second sardarji replies, "If you can guess how many chickens are in this bag, then I'll give you both of them."


Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."


BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier. Sardar Hari Singh Purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down. Sardarji came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. He immediately began to sweat. By that time Sardar Gani Singh came by that way and saw our sardarji, totally confused and sweating, trying to search something inside the bonnet, and asked him
what was the matter. Hari Singh: "The BMW people made me fool. They have given me the Car without the engine." Gani Singh: "Don't worry. I have spare engine in the back of my BMW. You can take that."


Santa Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.
Friend: Santasighji How is your MBA preparation?
SantaSingh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santasigh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Friend: so, logically, your are married.
Santa: YES.
Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Santasigh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Bantasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Please, give me an example.
Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Banta: NO, I don't.
Santa: Saala HOMO!!!


Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our
bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Santa says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Santa and a friend are sitting in a cinema. Just before the break they see a cactus and in some distance a cowboy.
During the break the friend says to santa: "I bet the cowboy will ride into the cactus."
Santa answers: "I do not believe that."
They agree that the loser invites the winner to a bottle of wine after the film. It turns out that the friend wins.
So after the film they drink together the bottle of wine in a restaurant near the cinema.
Then the friend says: "I must confess that the bet was not fair. I saw the film for the second time."
Then Santa replies: "And I saw it for the fourth time, but I did not think that this fool rides into the cactus again."


An American, an Italian and a Sardarji were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building...
They were eating lunch and the American said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Italian opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Pasta again! If I get pasta one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The Sardarji opened his lunch and said, "Paratha and dal again. If I get paratha and dal one more time I'm jumping too."
Next day - The American opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.
The Italian opens his lunch, sees pasta and jumps too.
The Sardarji opens his lunch, sees paratha and dal and jumps to his death also..
At the funeral..... The American's wife is weeping...
She says, "If I had known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!
The Italian's wife also weeps and says "I could have given him pizza or lasagna! I didn't realize he hated pasta so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardarji's wife... "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He used to cook his own lunch!"


There was a conference on the supernatural being held in the New York. Santa Singh is attending Primarily because he has nothing better to do on that perticular day.
The guy making the speech asks, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up.
"And how many of you have had some form of verbal interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up.
"Okay, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?"
Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd. "Gosh, that's pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, make love to a ghost?"
One hand stays up. The crowd is all silent.
The speaker blinks and he gets closeer to the speaker.(Santa Singh) "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact with a ghost?"
Santa suddenly get his hand down and bushes, Ghost? "I thought you said goat"